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anniedraws:

One of these days I will be brave enough to get rockabilly hair U_U

I really hate my hair right now and I just want to chop it up and I adore rockabilly but bangs and I have a love hate relationship and I’m terrified that the hairdresser wouldn’t do it right and I’d just have flat straight across bangs. Or I’d have to style it all the time or something.

These are the hardcore issues that I deal with on a daily basis. 

Well, bangs are a bitch. It all depends on your face shape and hair type. Circle bangs are work if you don’t have the right kind of hair, and no amount of work will make them look good if you don’t have the right face. I personally can’t get any kind of stylized bangs because the temple sections of my hair have curlier, light-colored hair than the rest of my head (Most of my hair is wavy and dark auburn, but those patches are copper-auburn and rippled). So if I got round bangs, they would break apart at the edges thanks to the drastic difference in hair texture/color. Your hair doesn’t grow the same everywhere, and places like the temple are common areas for dramatic differences. So check it out.

I mean, like. Uh. My mom’s a hair stylist and what she always does when she wants a new style, but isn’t sure it’s for her, is look into pictures of that hair style. She makes me do it, too; you look up pictures of people with the style you want. Find ones that look really good and ones that look really bad. Find the common features between the great pictures, as well as the bad pictures, and then see how they relate to you. (Ex: All these people with pretty short bangs have narrow-ish faces; the bangs seem to widen the face a bit. Is my face narrow enough? Or, this style boxes in the face at sharp angles. If my face is too rounded, my hair will look fake and disconnected. Etc.)

Also bangs seem to always need touch-ups and stylings and shit. They are a bitch.

This has been unwanted advise from Chelsea!

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moreorlessmediocre:


I don’t even know where this scenario came from.
It just sort of happened.

moreorlessmediocre:

I don’t even know where this scenario came from.

It just sort of happened.

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lascocks:

mynameismad:

missmurrka:

always reblog mai waifu

what a cutie bee

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

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milkgoat:

im VERY punk rock I will fight you and smoke a drug

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gaiasfootsoldier:

As far as I am concerned. My boyfriend and I might soon be adopting a kitten. The mother is kinda sick so she can’t really feed her babies, so the owner is wanting to adopt them out as soon as possible - meaning it may have to be bottle fed around the clock - which I am totally okay for since uni…

Ohhhhhh, that’s awwwesome! I do cat rescues and hand-nursing kittens makes them so fucking sweet. ;A;

I don’t want to give unwanted advise, but know that nursing kittens can shred plastic nipples like a fucking chainsaw.

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A scene from my Nano novel WHICH IS DONE WOOOOOOO
Hopefully now I will have more time to color this messy ass thing. Also, I write like a six year old, deal with it.
Lyall, I hate you. You are dumb. I should have killed you off instead of Benny. Benny was better. She should have been the main character. Or Max, she’s smart, you’re dumb.

A scene from my Nano novel WHICH IS DONE WOOOOOOO

Hopefully now I will have more time to color this messy ass thing. Also, I write like a six year old, deal with it.

Lyall, I hate you. You are dumb. I should have killed you off instead of Benny. Benny was better. She should have been the main character. Or Max, she’s smart, you’re dumb.

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DAS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
IT HAPPENED
I AM DONE
I WRAPPED THIS GOD DAMN STORY UP AT 50,427 GOD DAMN WORDS
LYALL I HATE YOU I NEVER WANT TO WRITE A BOOK FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW AGAIN YOU GOD DAMN BITCHjust kidding I love you I’m making you a sequel next year bye baby go away.

DAS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

IT HAPPENED

I AM DONE

I WRAPPED THIS GOD DAMN STORY UP AT 50,427 GOD DAMN WORDS

LYALL I HATE YOU I NEVER WANT TO WRITE A BOOK FROM YOUR POINT OF VIEW AGAIN YOU GOD DAMN BITCHjust kidding I love you I’m making you a sequel next year bye baby go away.

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cannibalhymn:

Sleeping Beauty
In one of the very earliest versions of this classic story, published in 1634 by Giambattista Basile as Sun, Moon, and Talia, the princess does not prick her finger on a spindle, but rather gets a sliver of flax stuck under her fingernail. She falls down, apparently dead, but her father cannot face the idea of losing her, so he lays her body on a bed in one of his estates. Later, a king out hunting in the woods finds her, and since he can’t wake her up, rapes her while she’s unconscious, then heads home to his own country. Some time after that, still unconscious, she gives birth to two children, and one of them accidentally sucks the splinter out of her finger, so she wakes up. The king who raped her is already married, but he burns his wife alive so he and Talia can be together. Don’t worry, the wife tries to kill and eat the babies first, so it’s all morally sound.
(via The Disturbing Origins of 10 Famous Fairy Tales by Emily Temple)

whaT THE FUCK

cannibalhymn:

Sleeping Beauty

In one of the very earliest versions of this classic story, published in 1634 by Giambattista Basile as Sun, Moon, and Talia, the princess does not prick her finger on a spindle, but rather gets a sliver of flax stuck under her fingernail. She falls down, apparently dead, but her father cannot face the idea of losing her, so he lays her body on a bed in one of his estates. Later, a king out hunting in the woods finds her, and since he can’t wake her up, rapes her while she’s unconscious, then heads home to his own country. Some time after that, still unconscious, she gives birth to two children, and one of them accidentally sucks the splinter out of her finger, so she wakes up. The king who raped her is already married, but he burns his wife alive so he and Talia can be together. Don’t worry, the wife tries to kill and eat the babies first, so it’s all morally sound.

(via The Disturbing Origins of 10 Famous Fairy Tales by Emily Temple)

whaT THE FUCK

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kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112011/reverse-1320782135_cobra_cat.gif

Gotta look big and crazy so the other predators don’t think you’re easy to take down.

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